Code so clean  you can eat off it.
If we can't fix it, it isn't broken.
Never test for a bug you don't know how to fix.
I think therefore I create bugs.
Debug is human, de-fix divine.
There's a bug born every minute, and two to replace him.
The Bugs Of Wrath
There are 2 ways to write bug-free code; only the 3rd way works.
Final message received from the Titanic: Fatal crash due to icebug.
Bugs Bunny was an optimist.
One small bug for man, one great program for mankind.
The bug is mightier than the fix.
Man does not live by bug fixes alone.
For every bug fixed, there is a bigger bug not yet discovered.
The bug stops here.
I have just begun to debug.
Bugs bugs everywhere, and not a fix in sight.
A feature is a bug with seniority.
Human knowledge belongs to the world.
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Debuggers have been made by bug-creators.